Consider me here at gunpoint...

...If that gun is the loyalty of one friend to another.

No, i can't spell well. Yes I will try to. I promise not to swear, but i do not promise not to whinge about it.
I'm from a normally green and muddy island, currently white and muddy. I do not expect normal service to be resumed for the duration. I like guns n stuff. The acid humour of Warren Ellis. I'm widely read but i've read the wrong things. I have scars. I'd be angrier but 'tis tiring.

When I grow up I want to be a dirty old man.

Consider me your dirty uncle Ingo.

Hi, Dirty Uncle Ingo.

We hope you'll enjoy your involuntary stay here with us. We promise not to make you too uncomfortable.

Don't worry about the swearing. I think we were going to try to keep it to a minimum but we failed within a couple of hours of the forum going live.

well crikey thats a rum do...

Thankyou for your kind welcome. I shall patiently wait for my cavity search and bowl of gruel.

Rhosauce wrote:Don't worry about the swearing. I think we were going to try to keep it to a minimum but we failed within a couple of hours of the forum going live.

Anyway, HAI!

I have noooooo idea who forced you to be here but s/he must be pretty cool/smart.
... ANYWAY, WELCOME!

EDIT: Oh, you don't get a cavity search.

oh, THATS what that button does, sorry, i dind't mean to vote that in the negative. 10 inch screens aren't helpful. Tanks for the in redline.

Redline wrote:EDIT: Oh, you don't get a cavity search.

Yes he does.

Thanks for the negative props, weenie. Just FYI.

I brought my own lube!

*smacks rubber glove and lubes up*

Hi. I'm eph.

And that's how the TSA in America will check you when you board a plane.

Welcome to the Mob, mate!

whooooo...*laughs* cheers

Has this man made his donation to the Mothers of the IRA yet?

We seem to be lacking them this month. Remember you get a free bowl of potato soup and a bit of what made Milwaukee famous.

So how intimately have you gotten to know ephie so far?