As Egg suggested, I have decided to make you people in the Sims.
Now obviously, the Sims has a limit on 8 controllable characters. This means that I will:
a) Make 8 of you first with some traits you suggest for yourselves and some I pick myself.
b) Eventually make two of you have babies to birth the next bunch of characters (OH, THE FUCKING HORROR).
c) Make you in the game whether you want me to or not.
d) Laugh heartily should any of you perish.