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Sloid
J3ipolarGod
IngoSmith
Xian
Rhosauce
ephie
Eggbert
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I see you're drunk! Post your incoherent rambling here!
Eggbert- I am disappoint
- Posts : 159 Join date : 2010-11-27
I spent tonight drinking poofy alcohol and snowballing people's houses. What did YOU do with the snow (if any)?
ephie- The Dagda
- Posts : 602 Join date : 2010-11-26
I like this thread. I'm going to actively strive to get drunk now JUST so I can post in this thread. Props to you, Egg.
On topic: We have no snow. :(
On topic: We have no snow. :(
Rhosauce- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-11-26
I had to melt it off of my dog's legs. He's too short to be able to bound successfully over the inches of snow so he came out after our walk looking like a walking mass of variety-sized marshmallows.
It was cute, though.
It was cute, though.
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Eggbert- I am disappoint
- Posts : 159 Join date : 2010-11-27
Rhosauce wrote:I had to melt it off of my dog's legs. He's too short to be able to bound successfully over the inches of snow so he came out after our walk looking like a walking mass of variety-sized marshmallows.
It was cute, though.
Thomas, my cat, went out in to it then came back in after about 10 minutes and meowed for ages like a bitch. It was cute too, but also quite rage-inducing.
Xian- You are tearin' me apart!
- Posts : 142 Join date : 2010-11-27
about the snow, i watched my cat, dizzy, sit on my decking looking at the snow, then she decides to walk across the garden, not realizing the snow is quite deep and sinking about a half foot, small panic later she dashed into the house
IngoSmith- Sad Keanu
- Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-11-29
A foot of snow
THE YARD IS COVERED
do something, human!
/haiku
THE YARD IS COVERED
do something, human!
/haiku
Rhosauce- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-11-26
That's not a haiku.
Guest- Guest
+1Rhosauce wrote:That's not a haiku.
5, 7 and 5.
Genius.
Rhosauce- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-11-26
4, 5, 5.
A man's haiku: shorter than women expect.
A man's haiku: shorter than women expect.
IngoSmith- Sad Keanu
- Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-11-29
i'm not going to argue the point. sorry for trying to contribute.
Rhosauce- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-11-26
Don't be silly. We never mean any harm.
I should have also added, "Except the ending, which is everything we expect."
I should have also added, "Except the ending, which is everything we expect."
IngoSmith- Sad Keanu
- Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-11-29
a forums brief text
like nudity before god
causes suprises
...buggeration, i was aiming for a really clever haiku based reply. MORE BOOZ HERE!
like nudity before god
causes suprises
...buggeration, i was aiming for a really clever haiku based reply. MORE BOOZ HERE!
J3ipolarGod- I am disappoint
- Posts : 174 Join date : 2010-11-27
I think it would be hard to find this thread if I was drunk
Rhosauce- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-11-26
J3ipolarGod wrote:I think it would be hard to find this thread if I was drunk
It's an adventure!
And Ingo, I quite like that response. Not a burn but still clever. Nudity before God, eh? Hmm...
Guest- Guest
WAITING FOR A FLASH OF ENLIGHTENMENT IN ALL THIS BLOOD AND THUNDER.
Best quote ever!!!
Best quote ever!!!
IngoSmith- Sad Keanu
- Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-11-29
I long for the touch of your lips. Tra la la. The gentle caress of your whips. Tra la la. ( Not drunkenness but work related madness)
J3ipolarGod- I am disappoint
- Posts : 174 Join date : 2010-11-27
I swear I swear
On your pretty red hair
This boy will never love that evil faced glare
That starts from your lips
And ends with you hips
When your mother comes walking up stairs (to kick my ass because we're having premarital coitus)
On your pretty red hair
This boy will never love that evil faced glare
That starts from your lips
And ends with you hips
When your mother comes walking up stairs (to kick my ass because we're having premarital coitus)
IngoSmith- Sad Keanu
- Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-11-29
hey, you've met my future mother in law!
J3ipolarGod- I am disappoint
- Posts : 174 Join date : 2010-11-27
IngoSmith wrote:hey, you've met my future mother in law!
+2
Rhosauce- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-11-26
Today, I realised I have many unanswered questions regarding how washing machines work.
Sloid- DERP
- Posts : 58 Join date : 2010-12-02
- Post n°22
Oh yeah!
I remember that eggbert, that was awesome :) we should go back for a round 5 sometime soon XD
IngoSmith- Sad Keanu
- Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-11-29
ever drink an inadvisable amount of homebrewed german schnapps, call yourself at 4am, still full of horrible disease and meds, low and cold and lonely, and leave a message?
don't answer that
http://www.mediafire.com/?3gt1tl4i771aml2
no, i won't make it a friendly format. get vlc and cccp you drunken baboons.
AWAY!
ps: i 'repaired' a washing machine once. it was alot like disembowelling a robotic goat.
don't answer that
http://www.mediafire.com/?3gt1tl4i771aml2
no, i won't make it a friendly format. get vlc and cccp you drunken baboons.
AWAY!
ps: i 'repaired' a washing machine once. it was alot like disembowelling a robotic goat.
Koblentz- Can't Triforce
- Posts : 308 Join date : 2010-11-28
I gotta say, that rendition of The Piano Has Been Drinking is almost better than the original.
Eggbert- I am disappoint
- Posts : 159 Join date : 2010-11-27
I am pretty fucked and listening to a song in Duke 3D, WHO WANTS TO PLAY DUKE 3D?
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