If L4D were a movie...

Who would you cast? Are there any directors in particular you'd hope would take charge? Etc.

I'd cast:

Kris Kristoffersonas Bill
Dave Chappelle as Louis
Ryan Hurst as Francis
Alice Mary as Zoey

I was toying with the idea of someone more like Isaiah Washington as Louis but I'm almost certain some of the comedic mannerisms would be lost. Also - I know this Alice Mary lady is unknown but I really like her looks for Zoey.

For a director, I'd have someone who could imitate the style of Ruben Fleischer when he directed Zombieland but with more experience.

Cheers for the thread inspiration, Sloid!

I'm trying hardcore to think of replacements. :P But I'd like Robert Rodriguez for director, I think he's good at adaptations AND gore. I also liked Isiah Washington, but I think Dave Chapelle is too short and too... not blue collar.

But it's Dave Chapelle, he's great! Kris Kristofferson is definitely on the mark though, no question.

If L4D was a movie, I'd blow my own brains out.

PERFECT CASTING, MAN'G

B movie actors directed by george lucas

But Serously

Kris Kristoffersonas Bill (*steals* YOINK!!)
Wayne Brady or Don Cheadle as Louis
Woody Harrelson as Francis
Still looking for a zoey.